I was sitting In the park watching the scenery and gradually children started to collect next to me with expectant faces. I wondered why they were all looking at me and soon a boy called Oliver said. “Please sir could you tell us a story” “Me! Do you mean me, I don’t know any stories?” Just then we heard a whirring of mechanical wings and a clatter of legs And ...
A man who isn't qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job selling suits. Finally, the owner tells him if he can sell this one green suit he will give him a job. Another employee points out to owner that they have had that suit on the rack for four years, and that it is such an ugly, green suit that nobody would ever buy it. The owner replies, "Yah, I know. ...
Here are some facts about the 1500's: These are interesting.
Most people got married in June, because they took their yearly bath in May and still smelled pretty good by June However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odour, Hence, the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.
Sometimes, stupidity not only speaks for itself, but ensures that it continues to provides examples of how clearly it makes its presence known. (TConwell)
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